Chrissy Teigen Admits It’s Been A ‘Brutal, Exhausting, Sad’ 2 Months Since Devastating Miscarriage

Chrissy Teigen Admits It’s Been A ‘Brutal, Exhausting, Sad’ 2 Months Since Devastating Miscarriage

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Chrissy Teigen is – understandably – still mourning the loss of her baby Jack and, in a moving IG post, she’s being extremely honest about how hard the grief has hit her.

Nearly two months since she tragically lost her baby boy Jack, Chrissy Teigen is sharing the depths of her feelings with her social media followers. In an emotional Nov. 27 Instagram post, next to a picture of her bundled up on the sofa in cozy knits, leggings and a hat, she detailed exactly what she has been going through.

“When I’m old and grey, I will look back on the last two months as being brutal, exhausting, sad, physically challenging, mentally painful bitches of a couple months,” Chrissy, 34, wrote. “But I refuse to not find humor in both the rage-fits and the outfits. I already see the leaves as orange instead of grey, realized the sky is indeed blue and not black and horn honks on my forced morning walks only bring me to my knees half the time.

Chrissy Teigen shared her feelings two months after losing her baby son Jack. (Courtesy of Instagram)

“I can make it up my stairs only stopping once or twice instead of every other, and can get out of the bathtub all by myself as long as I have the promise John will dry me off. anyhow the point is, f**k, I think it’s happening.”

Of course the “John” she referred to is her husband, singer John Legend, 41. Together, in addition to their unborn son Jack, they are parents to Luna, 4, and Miles, 2.

Over on Twitter, Chrissy noted that when she turns 35 on Nov. 30, it will be exactly two months since they lost their baby. She responded to an AP Planner tweet that revealed her birthday with a Debbie Downer gif. “Never exactly been a birthday gal but this one is gonna be a rough one,” she wrote. “It’ll be exactly 2 months since Jack and I’ll prob get my first period since annnnnd I have double therapies that day hoo f**kin rayyyyyy.” (You can read the tweets in full HERE.)

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen with their children – Luna and Miles. (MEGA)

But, despite her pain and grief, the model still took time to acknowledge her blessings. “I really know I have an incredible life though,” she tweeted, “I promise I do. It’s just my brain and body are screwy right now. I know I am insanely lucky!”

Just two days earlier, Chrissy told her Twitter followers that she has been struggling with “grief depression,” admitting that she’s taking a step back from the site because of it.

I’m not tweeting much because I’m honestly in a bit of a grief depression hole but do not worry as I have so much help around me to get better and I’ll be fixed soon. they’ll call when im better and ready for pickup and u can swing by and grab me ok? thank u and love you!

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 25, 2020

“I’m not tweeting much because I’m honestly in a bit of grief depression hole,” she wrote, “but do not worry as I have so much help around me to get better and I’ll be fixed soon. They’ll call when I’m better and ready for pickup and u can swing by and grab me ok? Thank u and love you!”

Tori Deal & Jordan Wiseley Split: ‘The Challenge’ Stars End Engagement — ‘We Need Our Own Space’

Tori Deal & Jordan Wiseley Split: ‘The Challenge’ Stars End Engagement — ‘We Need Our Own Space’

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A fan-favorite couple from ‘The Challenge’ is going their separate ways. In an emotional Instagram post, Tori Deal announced the end of her engagement to Jordan Wiseley.

More than one year after getting engaged, Jordan Wiseley and Tori Deal have broken up. After weeks of speculation amongst fans that they had split, The Challenge stars confirmed the news via Instagram on Nov. 27. “I thought I knew love when Jordan and I were together,” Tori wrote. “But there is a different kind of love that two people feel when they decide it’s time to experience life apart.”

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She continued, “Even though Jordan and I are going to be moving forward in separate ways, our love, support, and connection with one another only grows stronger and deeper.” Tori urged fans not to look at the breakup as “a failure,”  and explained that she and Jordan simply realized that they couldn’t commit to one another because they had to work on themselves first. “This decision was not made with malice and it does not stem from a place of anger,” Tori wrote. “I know some of you may think that there was ‘one big thing’ that happened to cause this, but there wasn’t.”

Tori explained that “a lot of little things” built up over time between her and Jordan, which led them to realize that they “each need [their] own space.” She also insisted that the breakup is “very amicable” and asked fans to let them both “heal in peace.” Meanwhile, Jordan shared the news on his own Instagram page with a similar message.

“I love Tori from the depths of my soul,” he admitted. “She will always be one of my best friends in this world and no one will ever truly be able to understand the depths of our understanding for one another, like we do. It has been the best and most beautiful time of my life to grow with and love you, Tori.” He also insisted that there was no ‘scandal’ that led to the breakup.

Tori Deal and Jordan Wiseley for ‘The Challenge: Total Madness.’ (MTV)

Jordan and Tori met during Tori’s first season of The Challenge, Dirty 30, which was filmed in May 2017. At the time, Tori was still dating her boyfriend from Are You The One?, Derrick Henry, who was also on the show. Derrick was eliminated early on, but Tori made it far in the competition, and formed a close bond with Jordan. At the reunion show, Derrick and Tori admitted that they hadn’t spoken since his elimination. By this time, she was already dating Jordan, but insisted that she never cheated on Derrick with her new love.

In 2019, Jordan and Tori got engaged while filming The Challenge: War of the Worlds 2. Jordan proposed to Tori after winning a high-stakes elimination, and she happily accepted. Both Jordan and Tori made it to the final challenge on the same team, but Tori was eliminated in the first leg of the race. Jordan went on to win the final, making it his third win on the show.

They both returned for The Challenge: Total Madness, which aired earlier this year, but were eliminated during episodes seven and eight, respectively. Earlier this month, the cast for The Challenge: Double Agents was revealed, and Tori was confirmed as a competitor. However, Jordan was not on the cast list for the new season. The show premieres on Dec. 9 at 8:00 p.m. on MTV.

Kelis, 41, Shares 1st Glimpse Of Daughter, 2 Mos., & Admits Having A Girl Is ‘Totally Different’ Than Having Boys

Kelis, 41, Shares 1st Glimpse Of Daughter, 2 Mos., & Admits Having A Girl Is ‘Totally Different’ Than Having Boys

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Kelis welcomed baby no. 3 back in September! The singer sweetly held ‘baby G’s hand in a photo shared to Instagram on Nov. 27.

Kelis, 41, opened up about being a “girl mom” in a sweet new post! The “Bossy” singer welcomed her third child (and first girl) back in September, sharing a glimpse of the 2-month-old. “It’s funny, I have been a boy mom for so long and I was completely content with super hero’s, weapons and war games,” she began her caption, referencing her son Knight, 11, with Nas and son Sheperd, 5, with husband Mike Mora.

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“I would have been thrilled to have another baby boy. But now that she’s here, I looked down at her little hand on mine and I realized I had been preparing for her my whole life,” she added. Kelis sweetly held her little girl’s hand in the new post, shared to her Instagram on Friday, Nov. 27. The singer went on to reflect on how being a mom to a girl is different than raising two sons, wishing her followers a happy “Freedom Friday.”

“Having a girl is somehow totally different. And don’t get me wrong, we will still have super hero’s, weapons and war games with baby G too,” she explained, still not revealing her daughter’s full name (but hinting it starts with a G). “But we will do it wearing diamonds , rubies and pearls !!!!!! Happy freedom Friday guys !!!!” she concluded her uplifting message.

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Kelis — née Kelis Rogers — confirmed she was expecting baby number three in August! “Chef Kelis — table for 5 please. We’re adding one more!” she joked in her Instagram post announcing the happy news. Kelis and Mike — who is a photographer and real estate agent — tied the knot back in 2014, welcoming son Sheperd the next year.

The Kaleidoscope singer later confirmed she gave birth via another post in September. “Hey, so I’ve been kind of MIA, very MIA, but for a really good reason cause I just had my baby!” she revealed in a lengthy video post, confirming she had welcomed the baby a “week” prior to the Sept. 11 post. “I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and I’m generally a really private person, with my personal life, but I wanted to kind of bring my fam in, bring you guys in, to sort of talk about all of these women’s things we go through that no one really tells us about…I had a girl by the way, so I’m very excited about that, it’s my first girl,” she added.

Mariah Carey, 50, Is The Christmas Queen Rocking A Stunning White Gown & More In Holiday Special

Mariah Carey, 50, Is The Christmas Queen Rocking A Stunning White Gown & More In Holiday Special







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All we want for Christmas is… Mariah Carey’s holiday special! Mariah sparkles in a plunging white gown and more glam looks in the first trailer for her Christmas extravaganza.

The holiday season is in full swing, and that means Mariah Carey is taking over the reigning queen of Christmas. The first trailer for Mariah Carey’s Magical Christmas Special was released, and the 50-year-old musical icon dazzles in a number of gorgeous looks. On top of incredible holiday-themed outfits, this special will include festive performances by Mariah and a number of celebrity guests.

Mariah Carey rocks a plunging white gown in her Christmas special. (Apple TV+)

But first, let’s talk about how Mariah is getting into the Christmas special with her amazing style in the TV special. She looks like an ice princess in a breathtaking white gown with shimmering embroidery. The dress has a thigh-high slit and a plunging neckline.

Mariah Carey wows in a white gown during her holiday special. (Apple TV+)

For another performance, Mariah rocks a white ball gown as she’s surrounded by adorable kids in the middle of her winter wonderland. Mariah also slays in a gold sequined gown with a plunging neckline that’s fit for the queen she is. Those are just a few of the holiday-themed outfits Mariah dons for her Christmas special. From a red nutcracker outfit to a sequined red pantsuit, Mariah is going all-out for Christmas — as she should!

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Mariah Carey’s Magical Christmas Special will debut Dec. 4 on Apple TV+. The star-studded includes Tiffany Haddish, Billy Eichner, Ariana Grande, Jennifer Hudson, Snoop Dogg, Jermaine Dupri, Misty Copeland, and Mykal-Michelle Harris. Mariah’s 9-year-old twins with Nick Cannon, Moroccan and Monroe, will also make a special appearance during the epic holiday extravaganza.

The soundtrack single and music video for “Oh Santa!” will be released Dec. 4 and features Mariah performing with Ariana and Jennifer. The companion soundtrack to the special will be full of brand-new interpretations, including a new version of “Sleigh Ride.” The soundtrack will be available exclusively on Apple Music on Dec. 4, and all other platforms on Dec. 11.

Toni Braxton’s Hair Makeover: Singer Shows Off Platinum Blonde Pixie In Stunning Video – Before & After

Toni Braxton’s Hair Makeover: Singer Shows Off Platinum Blonde Pixie In Stunning Video – Before & After

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Toni Braxton nearly broke the internet when she debuted a platinum blonde pixie cut over the Thanksgiving holiday and sent fans’ hearts racing!

Toni Braxton proudly showed off her new platinum blonde pixie cut with a sizzling Instagram video on Nov. 27. The 53-year-old singer took to social media to model her new ‘do while promoting her latest album, Spell My Name, which will be released on vinyl December 4. The “Un-Break My Heart” hit-maker stunned in a bold red lip while posing up a storm in a sheer black top and lightly tinted chic sunglasses.

Toni’s latest style is a stark contrast from her signature darker locks. However, the A-lister is known for keeping fans on their toes and regularly switching up her hairstyle. The Grammy Award winner debuted the stylish look on Instagram one day before, on Thanksgiving. “They say blondes have more fun! I’ll let you know after Thanksgiving! Wishing you and your family a healthy and happy Holiday!” she captioned the post.

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Admirers were quick to jump in the comments section and let Toni know how incredible she looked. “Damn! Short and blonde suits you!!!!” one follower wrote. “I’m loving this hair on you queen,” another fan commented, followed by several fire emojis. Others took note of her power poses and added, “That turn is iconic!”

Toni Braxton showed off a new platinum blonde pixie on Nov. 26 which is a stark contrast from her signature brunette look. (Photo credit: AP Images)

Meanwhile, Braxton Family Values launched into their seventh season on Nov. 5, and the drama is fierce within the family. In a trailer that was released last month, Toni gets a dramatic call which fans will see play out at the end of the season. When she learns about her sister Tamar Braxton’s suicide attempt, she tells people in the studio that she’s “gotta go” and runs out while still on the phone.

Tamar, 43, was rushed to the hospital on July 16 after being found unresponsive in a hotel room at the Ritz Carlton Residences in Los Angeles, where she was staying with her now-ex boyfriend, David Adefeso. Tamar broke her silence about her suicide attempt later that month in an Instagram message. “It was only God’s grace and his mercy on my attempt to end my pain and my life that I am here to utilize my voice,” she wrote in her letter.

She posted another long message about her mental health in a Sept. 21 Instagram message. Tamar thanked God for “saving” her and vowed to not take this “second chance” for granted. She admitted that she’s been “battling mental health for some time now” and stressed it is “not a joke.”

Andre 3000 Fans Flood Him With Twitter Love After Young Thug Shades Him On T.I.’s Podcast: He’s A ‘Legend, Period’

Andre 3000 Fans Flood Him With Twitter Love After Young Thug Shades Him On T.I.’s Podcast: He’s A ‘Legend, Period’

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Young Thug didn’t hold back in a new interview with T.I., confessing he’s ‘never paid attention’ to Andre 3000 and couldn’t rap any of his songs.

Andre 3000 fans came to his defense after Young Thug‘s recent comments! The “Franchise” rapper recently blasted Outkast member on T.I.‘s Expeditiously podcast when asked why the pair have never worked together. “I can’t rap you two Andre 3000 songs. I ain’t never paid attention to him, never in my life,” Thug — née Jeffery Lamar Williams — said during the lengthy conversation.

Here’s the clip of Young Thug speaking on why he never worked with Andre: pic.twitter.com/WdhNceraNO

— Dedee 🥀 (@thoughtfulbae) November 27, 2020

The admission was surprising given Andre’s slew of hits, including “Hey Ya!”, “Ms. Jackson” and “So Fresh, So Clean.” Both Andre and Young Thug also both hail from Atlanta, Georgia, which is known for its tight knit hip-hop community. Thug then flipped his comments to T.I. — an Atlanta native, as well — about why he considers Andre to be an “ally” in the music scene. “He’s who ally? Yeah f—– right. Why you don’t rap like him? You don’t talk like him, dress like him, look like him. You ain’t trying to portray none of that,” Young Thug noted.

Andre 3000 is a legend. Period. pic.twitter.com/nJcL00iEGG

— Tamar Juda (@LastWordPR) November 27, 2020

The 29-year-old confessed that a collaboration with Andre — born André Lauren Benjamin — “would be crazy,” going on to reflect about his song with legend Elton John. “Elton John like to kiss a–, Andre like his a– kissed,” Thug said to T.I., confessing he was a fan of Elton’s music. The pair teamed up for 2018’s “High” off Thug’s On the Rvn album. “He’s just more of a fan type of n—–, to the point I’m like, ‘N—–, let’s do music!’ He’s like, ‘N—-, bet,’” Thug went on, shading Andre by noting that he would probably be sent to “his secretary.”

Andre’s fans quickly took to social media to defend the superstar after Thug’s comments. “Andre 3000 is a legend. Period,” one wrote, including a hilarious .GIF of Andre sipping tea. “Someone need to remind Young Thug what Outkast and by extension Andre 3000 did.
They put on for The South!! #TheSouthGotSomethingToSay,” another wrote, while a third simply posted “Andre 3000 >>>>>>>>>> Young Thug.”

Someone need to remind Young Thug what Outkast and by extension Andre 3000 did.
They put on for The South!!#TheSouthGotSomethingToSay pic.twitter.com/dtHHGfwOol

— Joe Stroz (@BlkStormTrooper) November 27, 2020

Andre has yet to respond to the latest comments, but he’s previously applauded Young Thug’s work on multiple occasions. “He’s exciting. There’s no box. He’s all over the place. To do those things he does, you have to have big f——- balls,” he said to Complex about Young Thug in 2017. “It’s almost harder than the guy who’s portraying hard, you know? It’s kind of mind-fucking people. It’s saying, ‘Don’t get too comfortable with me.’ That’s one of my mottos: Don’t let people get too comfortable with what you’re doing,” he added.

Back in 2016 at Phife Dawg’s funeral, Andre 3000 personally shouted out Young Thug when talking about the new generation of rappers changing the tide of music. Let this show that EGO is the death of men pic.twitter.com/PhNsOLSyuK

— LOCAL BLACK GIRL FOR HIRE (@IamNiaRae) November 27, 2020

Andre also shouted out Thug during a speech at Phife Dawg’s funeral in 2016. “I knew that rap had changed. I knew that the tide had changed…when I see Wayne and Thug, I’m like, ‘Whoa. I can’t keep up with that s—. But it’s so dope,” he said. “It’s the connection. They’re them because of us. It has to keep going. All this old s—, young s— and old n—– hating on young n—–, that s— has to stop,” he also said on stage.

Drake Naps On His Little Boy Adonis’ Shoulder In Sweet Father & Son Moment With The 3-Year-Old

Drake Naps On His Little Boy Adonis’ Shoulder In Sweet Father & Son Moment With The 3-Year-Old

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The rapper proved he is a big softie at heart by taking a quick snooze with his little boy and sharing the adorable pic with his Instagram followers.

If there were a competition for best post-Thanksgiving nap photo, Drake and his little boy, Adonis, would surely win it this year. The 34-year-old rapper shared a sweet snap on Instagram on Nov. 27, showing him resting his head on the shoulder of the 3-year-old. (See below.) While the “Hotline Bling” star closed his eyes, his toddler snuggled up close as he munched on snacks in a bowl.

The blissful moment was an instant hit with Drake’s famous fans. Former professional basketball player, Justin Laboy wrote, “True Kings Raise New Kings. God Bless.” Fellow  rapper OB OBrien also loved the pic. “Fresh braid up,” he wrote, referring to the blond boy’s cornrow. “Ketchup chips. Dads [sic] the goat. Life is good * future voice *.”

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The Black Friday photo isn’t the first time that the Canadian rapper has proudly shared pics of his son. Back on Oct. 11, Adonis rocked an afro and a smile while posing in a roomful of balloons with his dad in honor of his third birthday. “Young Stunna,” Drake captioned the photo.

In June, the star celebrated Father’s Day by sharing a snap of his little one, looking sleepy, sitting up in bed, while wearing his PJs. “Happy Fathers [sic] Day to all the real g’z handling business,” Drake wrote.

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It’s not clear where the “God’s Plan” rapper celebrated Thanksgiving, but he has been spending quality time with Adonis and the little boy’s mother, Sophie Brussaux, this year, amid the coronavirus pandemic. On Nov. 8, the French artist and model shared an adorable video clip on Instagram of her doing yoga, while Adonis mirrored her moves on a nearby mat. “Yoga Sundays with my baby yogi,” she captioned the clip.

As idyllic as their co-parenting life together looks, on Nov. 23, in a totally unrelated post, Drake took the time to remind his followers that – in general – we shouldn’t judge real life through the prism of social media. “Life can look good in a picture but we don’t live in pictures just know dat [sic],” he captioned a photo of himself grinning.

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Setting that rule of thumb aside, Drake’s Black Friday nap pic looks pretty blissful – an adorable snapshot of father and son, enjoying each other’s company.

Arie Luyendyk Jr., Bad Bunny & More Stars Who’ve Tested Positive For Coronavirus

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Despite their best efforts, some of the biggest celebs have contracted COVID-19 — including Arie Luyendyk Jr., Khloe Kardashian, Bad Bunny, Donald Trump Jr., and more.

From statewide shutdowns to wearing face masks, the coronavirus pandemic has affected each and every one us in 2020, including some of our favorite celebrities. After Tom Hanks, 64, and his wife Rita Wilson, 63, confirmed they had contracted COVID-19 in Australia, stars like Jim Parsons, 47, Giuliana Rancic, 46, Vivica A. Fox, 56, Robert Pattinson, 34, and more have also tested positive for the highly contagious virus in the months since. And now, Bad Bunny has joined this growing list of affected celebrities. List of the most recent stars that have had COVID-19 below.

Arie Luyendyk Jr. 

Arie Luyendyk Jr. revealed his COVID-19 diagnosis on Instagram over the Thanksgiving holiday. (AP)

Arie Luyendyk Jr. revealed that he had contracted the coronavirus in a series of videos posted on his Instagram Stories feed on Nov. 26. “Many of you have been wondering… why we have been absent on social media and why I’m sitting like 25ft away from the girls,” he said, as he sat outside in his garden, far away from his wife, Lauren, and their 18-month-old daughter, Alessi.  “It’s ‘cause I actually tested positive for COVID… nine days ago. So tomorrow I get to go in and see if I’m all clear. It’s been rough. I gotta say. It’s not easy being separated. I’ve been on the other side of the house. Lauren has been really sweet, she’s been keeping me fed. She just slides some food outside and I go get it. So that is the reason why we’ve been so absent.”

Bad Bunny

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Bad Bunny‘s fans were concerned after he dropped out of the 2020 American Music Awards on November 22 with no explanation. The singer’s rep revealed in a statement that he had tested positive for COVID-19 and was not showing any “major” symptoms as of November 23. They declined to provide further details. Bad Bunny was slated to perform his hit “Dákiti” with Jhay Cortez at the awards show, where he won Favorite Male Latin Artist and Favorite Latin Album for YHLQMDLG. He appeared remotely to present Favorite Latin Female Artist.

Donald Trump Jr. 

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The president’s son spent months on the campaign trail stumping for his dad while not wearing a mask amid the COVID-19 pandemic. It finally caught up with him, as on Nov. 20, 2020 he revealed that tested positive for the coronavirus. “I got the ‘rona” he said in an Instagram video, explaining that he only found out because he took a precautionary test ahead of a father-son trip with one of his children.

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Don Jr. said he was experiencing no symptoms whatsoever, but is quarantining and following protocol “out of an abundance of caution” and taking the diagnosis “seriously.”  Don Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle already battled the coronavirus, testing positive in Aug. of 2020 but she too was asymptomatic.

Ginger Zee

Ginger Zee, of ABC News, said she came down with COVID-19 at the start of the pandemic (AP)

“I had the coronavirus, my family had the coronavirus, nine months ago, right at the beginning of the pandemic,” Good Morning America’s Ginger Zee said during the Nov. 16 episode of GMA. The ABC News chief meteorologist said she continues to test for COVID because she “travels a lot – hurricanes, and the wildfires – for work here.” She brought this up in a segment about false positives while revealing that she also had a recent false-positive test.

Meghan King

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“I tested positive for COVID,” The Real Housewives of Orange County alum Meghan King shared with her Instagram followers on Sunday (Nov. 15.) “I have been safe while traveling but I had an exchange on Tuesday where I did not protect myself and this is where I had to have been infected. I have been safe with distancing and masks since Tuesday, including when I went to a dinner solo and stayed distant and wore a mask at [2-year-old son Hayes]’s soccer.” Meghan, 36, added that her kids – twins Hayes and Hart and 3-year-old Aspen – have been staying with their father, Jim Edmonds. “[B]ut Hayes will quarantine due to brief (1 hour) proximity to me. I have contacted everyone and will isolate for 10 days minimum, per CDC guidelines. My children will have to stay with my parents as they cannot stay at my house while I’m sick.”

“I am feeling poorly but I am okay,” she added. Meghan said she got tested to feeling “extreme lethargy.” She said she has “extreme exhaustion, sneezing, a mild cough, and diarrhea.” She also says she thinks she’s losing her sense of smell, and is undergoing a “regiment of vitamins, tons of rest, water, and food delivery.”

Larsa Pippen

Larsa Pippen is battling COVID-19. Image: MEGA

Larsa Pippen revealed in a since deleted Instagram Story that she contracted the novel coronavirus. “I’ve been battling Covid for a week. It’s no joke I’ve never felt pain like this!” the Real Housewives of Miami alum, 46, captioned the November 13 story. HollywoodLife reached out to her rep, who confirmed the model had tested positive. “Yes she has been battling it for a week. She’s had the worst body aches and hard time breathing. We have a doctor coming to the house caring for her.”

Richard Schiff & Sheila Kelley

On Election Day I tested positive for Covid-19. This has been the most bizarre week of our lives. @thesheilakelley is also positive. This is tough. We are determined to find a way to health again. We root for everyone out there who are struggling with this thing. Love from here.

— Richard Schiff (@Richard_Schiff) November 10, 2020

Richard Schiff “tested positive” for COVID-19 on election day, which The Good Doctor star revealed in a Twitter post on Nov. 10, 2020. Sadly, he also revealed that his wife, The Guest star Sheila Kelley, has also tested positive for the virus. “This has been the most bizarre week of our lives…This is tough. We are determined to find a way to health again. We root for everyone out there who are struggling with this thing. Love from here,” Richard wrote in his Twitter announcement.

We are hanging in there. Spiraling love from one to the other. That and deep slow long breaths. https://t.co/LnRCbbdb45

— Sheila Kelley (@thesheilakelley) November 10, 2020

Sheila added on to her husband’s message, tweeting, “We are hanging in there. Spiraling love from one to the other. That and deep slow long breaths.”

Charlie Hunnam

Charlie Hunnam has revealed he had the coronavirus. Image: MEGA

Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam has revealed he had the coronavirus. The 40-year-old actor made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 6, during which he explained that he was feeling sick. “I’m not sure what I have. I have a little bit of a persistent fever, a dry cough, a little bit of fatigue, so it could be COVID,” he said, explaining that he had tested negative for the virus but had it earlier in the year. “I just lost my sense of taste and smell for about 10 days and had a little bit of fatigue,” he said. “This feels very, very different. This feels much more like flu.”

Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian, 36, revealed that she was diagnosed with coronavirus back in Mar. in self-recorded footage for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. A promo trailer for the Oct. 29 episode showed the reality beauty laying in bed and talking about her experience with being sick. “Just found out that I do have corona,” she said to the camera. “I have been in my room. It’s gonna be fine, but it was really bad for a couple days.”

“Vomiting, shaking and hot and then cold,” she continued before also talking about extreme headaches and coughing. “I suffer from migraines, but this was the craziest headache,” she said. “I wouldn’t say it was a migraine. The coughing, my chest would burn when I would cough.”

She went on to warn viewers that the virus is indeed “real” but also gave them positive words of encouragement. “Let me tell you, that s**t is real. But, we’re all gonna get through this,” she assured before concluding by saying, “we’re all gonna be ok” if everyone follows the correct protocols. She ended the video by saying, “May God bless us all.”

Sadie Robertson 

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Pregnant Duck Dynasty star Sadie Robertson, 23, announced on October 26 that she was hospitalized with a severe case of coronavirus: “Life update: I’m not going to lie, this has been one of the most challenging things. I got COVID-19 and ended up getting very sick. I know everyone experiences covid differently, but wow these symptoms are wild. I’ve definitely struggled through this one! Thankfully baby Huff is doing great and healthy, and I am now healing as well. I’m no longer in the hospital (this pic was not from today) and i have just about fully recovered. I’ve learned a lot and I have been challenged in a lot of new ways.”

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo tested positive for COVID-19 and left the Portugal national team to quarantine, the team revealed in an October 13 statement. “The Portuguese international is doing well, without symptoms, and in isolation,” reads the statement. “Following the positive case, the remaining players underwent new tests this Tuesday morning, all with a negative result, and are available to Fernando Santos for training this afternoon, in Cidade do Futebol.” The 35-year-old’s diagnosis means he won’t be playing for Portugal when they face off against Sweden in a UEFA Nations League game on October 14.

Cristiano Ronaldo attends the world premiere of Ronaldo, 11/5/15 (AP Images)

Cam Newton 

Cam Newton, 31, is the latest pro-athlete to test positive for the Coronavirus. The New England Patriots Quarterback will not be playing in Sunday night’s game, ESPN reports. “Late last night, we received notice that a Patriots player tested positive for COVID-19. The player immediately entered self-quarantine,” the team said in a statement to the network. “Several additional players, coaches and staff who have been in close contact with the player received point of care tests this morning and all were negative for COVID-19,” they added.

Chris Christie

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, 59, took to Twitter on Oct. 3 to announce he has tested positive for COVID-19. The politician helped President Donald Trump, 74, who also tested positive for the virus, prepare for the first of the presidential debates last week. “I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19,” Christie’s tweet, which can be seen below, read. “I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving medical attention today and will keep the necessary folks apprised of my condition.”

I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving medical attention today and will keep the necessary folks apprised of my condition.

— Governor Christie (@GovChristie) October 3, 2020

Donald & Melania Trump 

The very own president and First Lady of the United States, Donald Trump and Melania Trump, tested positive for the coronavirus on Oct. 1. Donald made the announcement himself on Twitter, writing, “Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!”

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 2, 2020

Melania also took to Twitter with her own announcement. “As too many Americans have done this year, @potus & I are quarantining at home after testing positive for COVID-19. We are feeling good & I have postponed all upcoming engagements. Please be sure you are staying safe & we will all get through this together.”

As too many Americans have done this year, @potus & I are quarantining at home after testing positive for COVID-19. We are feeling good & I have postponed all upcoming engagements. Please be sure you are staying safe & we will all get through this together.

— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) October 2, 2020

Even before receiving the positive test results, Donald and Melania planned to go into quarantine. This is because Trump’s top aide Hope Hicks was the first to test positive for the coronavirus after she and the president traveled to and from the first 2020 presidential debate together (which took place on Sept. 29). Donald and Melania’s positive COVID-19 tests happened less than five weeks before the Nov. 3 presidential election.

Donald Trump and Melania Trump tested positive for COVID-19 and will spend the beginning of October in quarantine. (Photo Credit: MEGA)

Hope Hicks

Hope Hicks — who is a very close senior adviser to Donald Trump — tested positive for COVID-19, which Bloomberg News was the first to report “according to people familiar with the matter.” The senior adviser just traveled with Trump to and from his first presidential debate with Joe Biden, which took place on Sept. 29, via the Air Force One.

Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 2, 2020

Hope reportedly “felt poorly” in Minnesota the day afterwards, where Trump was holding a rally, according to the report. On that day, she was seen walking to Trump’s Marine One helicopter with the president’s other advisers Jared Kushner, Stephen Miller, and Dan Scavino, according to ABC News. She was then “quarantined” on her “return flight” and received her positive test results for COVID-19 on Oct. 1, just two days after the presidential debate, Bloomberg News also reported.

Shortly after the report broke, Trump confirmed Hope’s diagnosis and revealed that both he and Melania Trump will be quarantining. “Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!,” Trump tweeted on Oct. 1.

Hope Hicks with Donald Trump. (Photo Credit: AP)

Jim Parsons

Jim revealed that both he and his husband, Todd Spiewak, 43, contracted COVID-19 earlier this year when he appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Sept. 28. ″Todd and I both had it early on. It was, like, middle of March,″ he told Jimmy Fallon during the interview, which can be seen below. ″We didn’t know what it was. We thought we had colds. And then it seemed less likely, and then finally we lost our sense of smell and taste.”

″It defied the descriptions for me,” he continued. “I didn’t realize how completely taste and smell could be gone,″ he continued of his symptoms. ″And when you’re in quarantine and there’s really nothing to do but eat, oh my God, that was brutal.”

Jim went on to confirm that both he and Todd, who were married in 2017, luckily recovered from the virus and have been quarantining in their home together.

Giuliana Rancic

The longtime red carpet host, 46, was set to be a part of E!’s Live from the Red Carpet: The 2020 Emmy Awards special on Sept. 20, but she revealed in a video message that she had contracted COVID-19. “Hey, everyone. As I go into my 20th year on the E! red carpet I have to say I do not take missing an award show lightly, but unfortunately, this year is just so different,” Giuliana said in the video. “As part of E! and NBCUniversal’s very strict testing guidelines, especially before an event like this, I did find out that I tested positive for COVID-19. Now as much as I didn’t want to hear that, I’m very thankful I heard it before I traveled and possibly could have exposed other people. So for that, I’m thankful.”

She continued: “As far as my health, I’m doing well. My husband Bill and our son [Duke] also did test positive, but we’re all doing well and taking care of each other so I’m going to get back to doing that. But I just want to say I’m wishing you all the best and please protect yourselves and protect those around you. Take good care and I’ll see you on the next red carpet.”

Giuliana Rancic revealed she tested positive for COVID-19 before the Emmys. (AP)

Vivica A. Fox

Vivica, 56, was also set to take part in E!’s Live from the Red Carpet: The 2020 Emmy Awards special, but she also tested positive for COVID-19. She released a statement that aired during the pre-show. Her statement read: “I am terribly sorry I cannot be with my E! family tonight! Unfortunately, I have tested positive for the coronavirus. So, in an abundance of caution, I am isolating myself at home. During these precedented times, it’s more important than ever that we follow all safety and health rules and guidelines to protect ourselves and each other. I’m sending my very best to Nina and Brad, who I know will hold down the fort, and congratulations to all of tonight’s nominees!”

Vivica A. Fox revealed she tested positive for COVID-19 before the 2020 Emmys. (AP)

Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris and his husband David Burtka, along with their young twins Gideon and Harper (who were nine years old at the time), contracted the coronavirus at the beginning of the pandemic. Neil revealed the news months later during a Sept. 2020 episode of the Today show, explaining, “It happened very early [in the pandemic], like late March, early April. We were doing our best before, and I thought I had the flu, and I didn’t want to be paranoid about it.”
However, the How I Met Your Mother star knew something was wrong when he “lost [his] sense of taste and smell,” so the family “holed up” afterwards. They’re now doing “great,” Neil confirmed.
Neil Patrick Harris with his husband, David Burtka, and their two young children Harper and Gideon. (Photo Credit: MEGA)

Jillian Michaels

Jillian Michaels revealed she contracted COVID-19 from a “very close friend” after letting her “guard down” during an interview on Fox Business, which aired on Sept. 8. “If you are afraid of COVID, you should not go to the gym. And I actually am a person who let my guard down, I haven’t even spoken about this publicly really, and a very close friend of mine gave me COVID several weeks ago,” the fitness expert admitted on television.

While she got “on the other side” of the virus “pretty quick,” The Biggest Loser host admitted that a public gym is “probably a place where you will get [the coronavirus].” She added, “I would love to tell you that’s not the case, but the reality is I literally get my guard down for an hour with one of my best friends who does my hair and makeup and got it. It’s just that simple.” Jillian clarified that her friend “had no idea” she had the virus, and even the workout guru herself was unaware she was carrying the virus for six days.

Jillian Michaels contracted the coronavirus from a good friend sometime during the pandemic, and urged fans to stay away from public gyms if they’re scared of COVID-19. (MEGA)

Tiffany Haddish

Tiffany Haddish revealed that she tested positive for the coronavirus earlier in the pandemic. The comedian made the big reveal during an interview with the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Dr. Anthony Fauci, which she uploaded to her YouTube page on Aug. 31. “I was working on a movie and someone in the movie contracted coronavirus. I was not in direct contact with them, but they sent all of us home, we stopped the movie. They suggested I go get tested. I got tested, got the results back two days later, they said I didn’t have the coronavirus. Get the tests the second time. I’m not feeling any symptoms or anything, and it comes back like two days later, and they said I did have the coronavirus,” Tiffany revealed.

Tiffany went into self-isolation afterwards. Eventually, another test came back negative, but revealed that the actress had “antibodies.” So, Tiffany got tested 12 times after that — her most recent results revealed that she did not have any antibodies! The Girl’s Trip actress joked, “So I think I’m superhuman.”

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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 48, took to his Instagram account on Sept. 2 to reveal that he, his wife Lauren, 35, and two daughters, Jasmine, 4, and Simone, 2, all tested positive for COVID-19. In a video he shared with his followers, which you can see below, he explained that they caught the virus from “very close family friends” who they “love and trust” but after quarantining, they are no longer contagious and are “on the other end of it” and doing “good.”

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“Stay disciplined. Boost your immune system. Commit to wellness. Wear your mask. Protect your family,” Dwayne captioned his video. “Be strict about having people over your house or gatherings. Stay positive. And care for your fellow human beings. Stay healthy, my friends. DJ,” he signed off, adding a black heart emoji.

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson, 34, has contracted COVID-19, according to Vanity Fair. His diagnosis has caused production on The Batman to be halted in London, England only days after they resumed filming. “A member of The Batman production has tested positive for Covid-19, and is isolating in accordance with established protocols. Filming is temporarily paused,” Warner Bros. said in a September 3 statement, not naming Rob. HollywoodLife has reached out to his rep for comment.

Robert Pattinson tested positive for COVID-19 just days after filming resumed on ‘The Batman,’ according to Vanity Fair. Production has since been halted. (AP)

Antonio Banderas

“I want to make it public that today, Aug. 10, I am forced to celebrate my 60th birthday in quarantine, having tested positive for the COVID-19 disease, caused by the coronavirus,” Antonio Banderas, 60, tweeted on Monday (Aug. 10) in Spanish. “I would like to add that I feel relatively good,” he added, per Variety, “just a little more tired than usual, and am confident that I will recover as soon as possible following medical instructions that I hope will allow me to overcome the infectious period that I am suffering, and that is affecting so many people around the planet.”

Quiero contaros lo siguiente… pic.twitter.com/u579iBVLM0

— Antonio Banderas (@antoniobanderas) August 10, 2020

“I will take advantage of this isolation to read, write, rest and continue making plans to begin to give meaning to my 60 years,” added Antonio, “to which I arrive full of enthusiasm. A big hug to everyone.”

Antonio Banderas confirmed he contracted the virus, forcing him to spend his 60th birthday in quarantine (AP).

Alyssa Milano

Alyssa Milano, 47, has opened up about her experience battling COVID-19 after discovering she’s tested positive for the antibodies. “This was me on April 2nd after being sick for 2 weeks. I had never been this kind of sick…Low grade fever. And the headaches were horrible. I basically had every Covid symptom,” the Charmed alum explained. “At the very end of march I took two covid19 tests and both were negative…After living the last 4 months with lingering symptoms like, vertigo, stomach abnormalities, irregular periods, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, zero short term memory, and general malaise, I went and got an antibody test from a blood draw (not the finger prick) from a lab. I am POSITIVE for covid antibodies. I had Covid19,” she said in her lengthy Instagram post, shared on Wednesday, Aug. 5.

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Bryan Cranston

Actor Bryan Cranston, 63, revealed in an Instagram post that he had caught COVID-19, but that his symptoms were mild. “I was pretty strict in adhering to the protocols and still… I contracted the virus. Yep. it sounds daunting now that over 150,000 Americans are dead because of it. I was one of the lucky ones. Mild symptoms. I count my blessings and urge you to keep wearing the damn mask, keep washing your hands, and stay socially distant.” he wrote. Brian shared an accompanying video where he donated plasma so the antibodies could be retrieved to help those suffering with more serious cases of virus.

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Sheree Whitfield

I tested positive for COVID-19, so I’ve kind of really been at home self-quarantining for the past week and a half,” Real Housewives of Atlanta alum Sheree Whitfield, 50, told her fans via Instagram on July 14. She went on to reveal that the illness is “no joke,” but also admitted that she’s feeling a lot better. She concluded, “Thank you guys and take care and be safe”.

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Kanye West

Kanye West, 43, revealed that he had coronavirus back in February during an interview with Forbes that was published on July 8. Of his symptoms, he said, “Chills, shaking in bed, taking hot showers, looking at videos telling me what I’m supposed to do to get over it.” He also added, “Someone told me Drake had the coronavirus and my response was, ‘Drake can’t be sicker than me!’” Of note, Drake, 33, confirmed he tested negative for the virus in May.

Kanye West revealed he had COVID-19 in February 2020. (AP Images)

In this time of uncertainty, consult the Center For Disease Control for information about COVID-19, what measures you can take to prevent the spread of coronavirus, what to do if you demonstrate symptoms, and how to not get swept in the hysteria during this time.

Black Friday Deal: This $15 Electronic Facial Cleansing Brush Will Exfoliate Dry Skin Just In Time For Winter

Black Friday Deal: This $15 Electronic Facial Cleansing Brush Will Exfoliate Dry Skin Just In Time For Winter

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Foushee – Expectations Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You hold me like you never been in love
I probably shouldn't expect much from you
Cause really there’s not much room
In this studio apartment to suit our

[Chorus]
Expectations
I've grown accustomed to hate them
It's too much to put us through
And so much more to prove
It's better if we lose

[Verse 2]

You see me in your future holding space
I don't think about us quite as much you
Cause most of those plans fall through
& the odds are so rarely in favor of you

[Chorus]
Expectations
I've grown accustomed to hate them
It's too much to put us through
And so much more to prove
It's better if we losе
2x

Glue – Elbow Room Lyrics

I've got a million reasons to end your fantasy
Dragging you out of your housewife reality
The venom is sucked up by the wind's suction
Constructed with the delicate etiquette function
The mission starts now with the power of the alphabet
Breaking your ear drums with patterns that are intricate
All this, to send some energy your way
Molding you impressionable mind just clay
Hey, when I'm on the stage minutes spin backwards
Charming you snakes with unusual rap words
You heard the attempts to wreck your set
Well now watch the glue dry and place your bets
In the attempt to get a rep you might get slayed
Depending on the mood or how the beat was played
My hand to eye is quicker than your reply
To get the audience asking for a new supply
Of the dynamic combo of adeem and dq

But with maker on the beats we form GLUE
Cause we got that type of feeling that's good for you
Healing your pain and seeing it through
So for the next 30 mins to let your mind drift
Start throwing your elbows in the orchestra pit
And if you like the vibe and the noise level high
Tell the soundman he is keeping is right
My affiliations are all glue related
Changing the opinions of those who player hated
Put everything together and what do you got?
The power to devour every opened minded listener and rock your entire spot
So bounce or stay still, yell or just chill
Keep up the momentum as we go down hill
The three piece sounds cape raiding your crates
Shaking the world and painting your face, Then dq scratches like a friggin animal

August Kamp – Into Anything Lyrics

[Verse 1]
My mother and my father told me
Everything that happened
Far away
Was gonna be OK
To their credit
I respect it
And it's probably like the only way
To keep me that way

[Verse 2]
Well I hate to keep it down
But if I say it out too loud
All the people cut my head [?]
Be like I'm screamin'
Like I'm dreamin'
Awake
But if I'm only making sense
In the present tense
It's a totem it's a giveaway
I'll synth it up

[Verse 3]
Woah
I'll run the numbers in my head
And then I'll educate a guess
It to you [?]
If I do
Then you at least can tell me where I'm wrong
[Verse 4]

I'm sad
I got my nose in my neck
Everyone's gonna respect me
All I gotta do is respect
All I gotta do is respect
Finally
Go back
I got my shoes on the set
I got my fridge and I'm set
Respect
All I gotta do is respect
Finally someone upset me

[Verse 5]
I'll try out with all my soul
I don't wanna let it
I just thought I'd let you know
Just wanna let you know
Hearts change their tone
And I don't wanna let you down
I try out with all my soul
With all my soul
Over and over
I don't wanna let it go
Don't wanna let it go
Can't let me off if I'm letting you down

Paul & Storm – Barry Bonds Press Conference – The Musical Lyrics

Mr. Bonds, Mr. Bonds Have you ever taken steroids?
“I’m really getting tired Of these baseless allegations
I’m just a normal guy trying to make a living
I never took a steroid in my life”

Did you take HGH?
“No”
Trenbolone?
“No”
Or testosterone decanoate?
“No”
Insulin?
“No”
Flintstones chewables?
“No”
You never have used performance enhancers at all?
“Yeeeaaaaaaaaah…”

What about all the people who swore they saw you take them?
“They are all just jealous because I am so awesome
It’s just a big conspiracy
Perpetrated by racists
I never took a steroid in my life”

Did you get acne?
“No”
Lose your hair?

“No”
Uncontrollable fits of rage?
“NO!!!!!”
Have your testicles shrunken in size?
“No”
Any side effects from the hormone they give to cows?
“Moooo…”
What about your mistress and the house in Arizona?
(Whinny) (clop clop clop) (snort)
“How can she be my mistress
Since I mysteriously lost my sex drive?
I never touched that woman in my life
She’s just a really good friend
Who helped pick up my prescriptions
I never took a steroid in my life
And now I have to go
If I can fit my head through the doorway
I never took a steroid in my life”

Lenny Cooper – 54’s Lyrics

If Ima ride high
Never ever ride low
Drive it real fast never ever drive slow
Keep it jacks up gotta spend lots of dough
Four dollar diesel, yup make the truck go
And if we ride it, start it, jack it up
Loud pipes yea we stack it up
Limo tint how we backin’ up
We drive right through where your backin up
54’s on camo painted
Flag flyin, mine faded
Laughing at them city folks, ’cause assault is overrated
Speed limit 65, I don’t care I’m flyin by
Pulled up real high
Stepped out the door suicide
V neck drake branded
Ob rig shades on
If you can’t stand it, then go ahead and just hate on

If I’m gonna ride, Ima Ima ride 54
If I’m gonna ride, Ima Ima ride 54
If I’m gonna ride, Ima Ima ride 54, 54, fif-fifty- fifty-four
If I’m gonna ride, Ima Ima ride 54
If I’m gonna ride, Ima Ima ride 54
If I’m gonna ride, Ima Ima ride 54, 54, fif-fifty-fifty-four

Base steady bumpin’, 808 thumpin’
Police really hate, but damn the girls love it
Crome stack Rollin, tire treads smokin

Redneck rich buy another of its broken
We be ridin with them high rollers
Obstacles trees and boulders
12.4 hundred yards hangin out the window unloaded
Drive best to get lost, AC Blowin permafrost
Can’t fit through the drive through
That thunder storms my car wash
1000 watts, speakers bump
Drivin over the trees n stuff
What you call a smart car, I call a speed bump
So much rubber on my truck, call it the Trojan man
Get all deep up in the hole
Then bust out like a slow jam

If I’m gunna ride, Ima Ima ride 54
If I’m gunna ride, Ima Ima ride 54
If I’m gunna ride, Ima Ima ride 54, 54, fif-fifty-fifty-four
If I’m gunna ride, Ima Ima ride 54
If I’m gunna ride, Ima Ima ride 54
If I’m gunna ride, Ima Ima ride 54, 54, fif-fifty-fifty-four

Ima Ima Ima Ima Ima ride high
Never ever ride low
Ima Ima Ima Ima Ima ride high
Never ever ride low
Ima Ima Ima Ima Ima ride high
Never ever ride low
Ima Ima Ima Ima Ima ride high
Never ever ride low

Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti – The Kitchen Club Lyrics

45 degrees East of the rim
At 30 past 22 hours past noon
We congregate behind
The recipe we bring
At the table we explain
All of the things

Kitchen mothers
Mother's gown
Dressing up for the
Kitchen Club meeting

Oh, it's a party
Yeah it's a party
All day

Oh, it's a party
Yes, it's a party
But who bakes the cake?

Kitchen mothers
Mother's gown
Dressing up for the

Kitchen Club meeting
Yeah
Oh, it's a party
It's a party, oh
All day

Oh, it's a party
Now it's a party but
Who eats the cake?

Kitchen mothers
Mother's gown
Dressing up
Dressing up
For the Kitchen Club

Oh, it's a party
Yeah, it's a part
All day

Ooh, it's a party
It's a party and
Dad eats the cake

Ooh

Juliette Reilly – Uneven Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You’ve got a lot of nerve to show up here
Don’t you remember? Don’t you remember?
Your ghost lives only in my darkest fears
I was doing better, thought you knew better
We would just waste all of our time
Frozen in space, rest of my life
Now you’re haunting me, won’t let me break free
From all the dead ends, all the dark days
All of our friends saying you changed
Now you’re holding me, making me

[Chorus]
Uneven, like a basement set of stairs in a house beyond repair (beyond repair)
Uneven, like a sidewalk on the sand I’m cracked in fragments that you’re still holding in your hands

[Verse 2]
You always said you’d tell me everything
I’m done being honest, stop being honest
Can’t keep pretending ’cause we’ll always be
Angel in a black dress, devil with a sweet kiss
I was your vice, you were my muse
Drew out the lines that you still use
To get where you are, making me believe that
I could erase all of your pain
I could bruise too, we are the same
Just keep holding me but I’ll still be

[Chorus]
Uneven, like a basement set of stairs in a house beyond repair (beyond repair)
Uneven, like a sidewalk on the sand I’m cracked in fragments that you’re still holding in your hands

[Bridge]
You’re still holding in your hands
You’re still holding in your hands
You’re still holding in your hands
Yeah, you’re still holding in your hands
You’re still
(I’d rather have you than nothing at all)
(I’d rather feel you than feel myself fall)
(I’d rather have you than nothing at all)
(I’d rather feel you than feel myself fall)

[Verse 3]
I was your vice, you were my muse
Drew out the lines, that you still use
To get where you are, making me believe that I could erase all of your pain
I could bruise too, we are the same
Just keep holding me but I’ll still be uneven

[Outro]
Uneven, as I try to let you go
Stepping into the unknown
Uneven, like it might not be the end
I’m cracked in fragments but more whole than I’ve ever been

Luke Dick – Connected Lyrics

While I turn the pages of my book
Across the world the author cooks
She pours the wine, while I break the bread
Because we’re connected
We’re connected

Roots beneath my family tree
Deeper than the eyes can see
All tangled up like spiderwebs
Connected
Connected

Drums in the darkness
You can feel the pulse
First there was star dust
And now there’s us
All I ever was
All I’ll ever be
Connected

Can you still hear that cosmic spark

Cannons blasting in the dark
When we blew out like grains of sand
Connected
Connected

Drums in the darkness
You can feel the pulse
First there was star dust
And now there’s us
All I ever was
All I’ll ever be
Connected
Connected
Connected
Connected

So, pour the wine, I’ll break the bread
We’re all tangled up like spiderwebs
And here we are, still grains of sand
Connected
Connected
Connected

Jelly Roll – Overdose Lyrics (feat. Still Matthews)

[Verse 1: Jelly Roll]
Every day's harder, been trying to change
But lately I really been feeling the urge
Dealing with demons, been hearing 'em speaking
And popping this shit just to deal with the nerves
And I don't know who I am anymore
Feel like the past is knocking at my door
Bound by these chains, my old habits won't let go of me
I'm somewhere between the man I was and who I wanna be
Struggle with recovery, tryna find inner peace
Tryna find a way to quit my need to feed the inner beast
And my back's against the wall
And I could lose it all
There's a freedom that's involved
Every time I fall

[Chorus: Jelly Roll]
Hopeless
Why do I always feel so hopeless?
I say I love it, but it's really 'cause I need it
This addiction I keep feeding
I can't have this feeling
I know I'ma need a freedom
But I'm hopeless
Why do I always feel so hopeless?
I f*cking hate it but I feel like I can't beat it
I could fly away this evening
But I don't wanna overdose

[Verse 2: Still Matthews]
Now it's four in the mornin' and I'm up here feeling lonely
Inside this f*cking head of mine and you don't even know me
I'm over you, but I ain't over you
Wake me up, I've been dreaming
In and out of love, I'm leaning
Feeling like a f*cking pea praying
A relapse just might heal me
I'm overdue, being over you
How could you love me? How can you hate me?
How come I don't give a f*ck?
[?] is in me
And I got one hell of a buzz
High as a f*ck, light that all up
Substance are fighting in us
Put it on you, put it on me
I'm all in, calling your bluff

[Chorus: Jelly Roll]
Hopeless
Why do I always feel so hopeless?
I say I love it, but it's really 'cause I need it
This addiction I keep feeding
I can't have this feeling
I know I'ma need a freedom
But I'm hopeless
Why do I always feel so hopeless?
I f*cking hate it but I feel like I can't beat it
I could fly away this evening
But I don't wanna overdose

Glue – Holding The Horizon Hostage Lyrics

God gave you a face that could crush a tough devotion

You left my hands no matter how hard i was holding

What kind of punishment do i expect for being distant

I don’t expect a second chance and I’m man enough to admit it

The steps i never learned, were lost in my fathers words

The chances i never gave you, were lost in my mothers journal

I use invisible ink because secrets are hard to keep

And these seven days weeks have a habit of making you weak

Forget give everything again

The same traps ripped my lifeline in unforgiving shreds

So look around you and pick up any pieces you can find

But i can’t promise the big picture will be finally be right

I have memories, my roadblock, stopping a new chapter from birth

The sunny days don’t seem to outweigh the way the night hurts

Faster than i watched myself become a ghost

The mirror told me lies until my ear drums burst

So i lit the short fuse, the explosion killed us all

Now i sit around and wait for the season to fall

So involved in love we lost our shot, our only chance

What’s your poison baby-doll, pity or romance?

I want this to stop, i reached out, you looked away

Get out of my guilt, you’re not welcome to stay

I’m acting like we need to have one last conversation

Or it’s never gonna end, gotta end the fascination

I decided When the dizziness subsides in the endless car ride

Of scenery and blurry skies, i would escape that sky

Chasing us around the country, outsmarting the moon

I need to get home, i need to go home soon

Before the stairs and front door change places

Me chasing my tail won’t seem so mundane and tasteless

The way you made life race, the passion in your face

Had 50 years of trying to find a perfect pace

Hiding under the constant depression of your lows and highs

I had reason, but even more i had you by my side

When midnight called us away from reading and dreams

When the blanket fell off your beautiful freezing feet

My eyes never heavy, ready for the wide awake

Smash into a million pieces, when the last straw would break

The future is coming, it’s the past in a fancy dress

Upset that I’m not listening or in my sunday best

You want baby talk, but orphans like me are tongue tied

30 miles from new york and you can still see the lights

Hold the horizon hostage, shoot the breeze for moving

Look what it cost us, look what we’re doing…..

I want this to stop, i reached out, you looked away

Get out of my guilt, you’re not welcome to stay

I’m acting like we need one last conversation

Or it’s never gonna end, gotta end the fascination

All my friends are getting divorced, i was in the weddings

Maybe my bad luck has a habit of spreading

It’s a vulnerable place, far from inner space

With more love than the handles surrounding your waist

I’m not going to pretend to know how you handle me

But my secret victories are your public tragedies

I’ve teaching myself how to play the drums

So i can beat the hell out of something other than my tongue

A new outlet, letting myself get out

From all traps you set up in the underground

At this level we can finally see eye to eye

But that’s because we both know how to lie

Down and let our demons finally find rest

By whispering, god is the only answer to death

Tough calls and night-sweats, panic driven last steps

Touching on sensitive subjects and regret

These kind of songs will haunt you, but i really don’t mind

Looking back on the drama makes today feel fine

Drink up, three cheers for all the cheap shots

The ones you drink and the ones you caught

Behind your back with your ears wide open

This is me, honest, run down, coping…..

I’m sorry for bringing it up, here’s some dirt and a shovel

Bury this next to the last 2 years and all of your trouble

Luke Dick – No Hurry Lyrics

I've got nowhere to be
Yes, you can go with me
No hurry, no worry

I've only got one pace
I'm fighting for last place
No hurry, no worry

If you move to fast, then you might pass a corner worth exploring
No hurry, no worry

When you're fighting every line
Just to save a minute's time
No hurry, no worry

No matter what you're after
Still the world just keeps on turning
No hurry, no worry

Life is short and you can't be sure of much
I'm just getting good at learning what it means to love
No, there ain't no destination, only places in the journey
No hurry, no worry
No don't you hurry

Jelly Roll – Loneliness Lyrics (feat. Rittz)

[Intro: Jelly Roll]
You ever heard of sinners prayer?
You ever had life come and shatter your dreams?
You ever heard of sinners prayer?
You ever talk to God and then in turned into a scream?

[Verse 1: Jelly Roll]
The weed isn't helping, the liquor don't work
I done did all I can, I'm still feeling this hurt
I been trying to change, I still feel like I'm cursed
Well the drugs and the stress had appealed to me first
It comes and it goes, it's all that I know
No matter what all the problems just go
Rolled up to smoked, choppеd up the dough
Been trying to fill up this hole in my soul
I'm on this lonely road, I need thе Holy ghost
Lord, won't you come and save me?
I'm such a broken soul, I feel like no one knows
Stress I'm dealing with lately
It's my last shot for me to save my spot
And they don't make pain pills to help the pain I got

[Chorus: Jelly Roll]
Loneliness is all I've ever known
It starts to take it's toll
A heart can turn to stone
Loneliness is all I've ever known
No matter where I go
I'd rather be alone
[Post-Chorus: Jelly Roll]
The drugs in my system are taking my spirit and breaking me down
I'll drown in this liquor and scream at the mirror when no one's around

[Verse 2: Rittz]
Drank so much Crown
Drained my account
Used to pray, I need faith these days

I pray I pass out
Finally got to that tippin' point
I don't really care about this rap shit no more
Most likely to get divorced before next year
Better yet, wind up dead instead
Hanging suspended from the extension cord
I pray to God, quit toying with me, kill me please
My body feeling like a wilted leaf
I can't keep down food, my liver protruding
Through my ribs, drinking liquor like a [?]
But just one day, I'm breaking one shade
I really wanna tear your [?] someone face
It's funny, all the money I just saved is gone, someone's dead
It got swept underneath the rug with some blood stains
I never listened when they told me it's a dumb dream
The industry is full of greedy cash
[?] then they worry that we on things
Don't underestimate the ignorance
I used to want to pull the trigger then
But I'm sober now and I'm feeling so good
Don't pull it, don't pull it
Only thing getting stuck in my head is this Jelly Roll hook
So long
[Chorus: Jelly Roll]
Loneliness is all I've ever known
It starts to take it's toll
A heart can turn to stone
Loneliness is all I've ever known
No matter where I go
I'd rather be alone

[Post-Chorus: Jelly Roll]
The drugs in my system are taking my spirit and breaking me down
I'll drown in this liquor and scream at the mirror when no one's around

Glue – Ain’t Nothing Promised About Tomorrow Lyrics

[Intro]
That's right
Without the sunshine
Without the sunshine, your garden won't grow
Without the sunshine, your garden can't grow
Without the sunshine, your garden can't grow
Without the sunshine, your garden can't grow
Without that sunshine, your garden can't grow, right?
Check it out

[Verse 1]
I said the devil's made to trick us
Jesus was made to keep us right
Ain't nothing promised 'bout tomorrow
So we better leave town tonight
If the guitar don't get us, then I'm sure that organ will
And you can hear the dead singing, if you stand real still
Half the street lamps are burnt out
And they're the map leading us home
And half the sidewalks are broken
And that's been all we've known
Now the bus won't stop for me
Knows I'm headed for trouble
And i could hitchhike my way, but the road knows me way too well
Now the sunshine i was talking about, it don't need a job like me
And, uh, the world depends on that light so everybody here can see
Now I've been trying to get out of this town with a blind guide and some spare change
And i know my background is messy, but lord I'm set in my ways
I don't regret the path that I'm on, and i got mistakes just like the rest
And, uh, i've seen these hands when they were rich, and i wasn't impressed
[Verse 2]
The devil was made to trick us
God is there to keep us right
Ain't nothing promised about tomorrow
So we better leave town tonight
If the guitar doesn't get us then for sure the bass will
Got a head full worry and mouth full of pills
Lord i wasn't made to wear a prison number
I wasn't made to own a fancy car
You gave me 2 feet, to walk till I'm gone
I've been getting around on the rails

Sailing around your big world
Praising your name in case they haven't heard
My vices are simple lord, since i was a child
I need soul in that rhythm and my people to be wild
Trouble knows my every move
Follows me into every bed i find
I'm trying to teach the devil to keep his hands off mine
The law wasn't made for drifters
It can't understood how we move
Glide over highways, I've got nothing but time to lose
This town has gone crooked, i can't straighten it out
Every woman is a siren, every good man is down
I don't regret this path, but i got mistakes like the rest
I've seen these hands dirt poor, and i wasn't impressed
[Verse 3]
The devil was made to trick us
The holy spirit keeps us right
Ain't nothing promised about tomorrow
So we better leave town tonight
If the guitar doesn't get us then sure the drums will
Lord give me something, I've got nothing but time to kill
A stomp and clap is all we need
A shock to the system to plant the seed
Up from the roots comes a giant tree
Lord, let it burn so we can hear you scream
We'll play, all day, keep moving the feet
Shuffle while you struggle to feel the beat
We gotta work, gotta work for every penny we get
Spend it on tithes, keep my pockets in check
Holy spirit, i know you hear it, i scream at the ceiling
Barely breathing, looking for a sign
Looking for a reason, give drive, give me feeling
Edge of life, staring down, at a future and a past
One makes me fly, one makes me crash
City nights find a righteous man left in the cold
Bitter fights bind egos like greed will always do to gold
I never regretted this path, but i got mistakes like the rest
I've seen Jesus's hands bleed and finally was impressed

Paul & Storm – That’s The News Of The Week Lyrics

Bob and Tom said, “Guys, write a song
About the news ot the week”
But I live in Philadelphia
I live in Washington, DC

So I record my part, then send it to you
And I record mine when you’re done
We’ll make do, we’re best friends, me and you
So let’s check the news and have some fun

Did you see that little Sascha Cohen didn’t quite win the gold
I guess I could just sing anything and you would never know
Instead of bein’ the queen of the rink
I’m wearing my underwear as a hat
And lettin’ the boys swing free, my friends
And that’s the news of the week

Did you hear, those meatpackers from Nebraska won the big Powerball?
This is great; good thing I’m second I think I’ll screw with Paul some more
I bet the day after they won that dough

Paul keeps his porn in his sock drawer
And wet his bed until age 23
And that’s the news of the week

Did you hear about that Arab nation trying to buy a bunch of U.S. ports?
This verse sucks, and I refuse to sing it
Now when the dockworkers unload the boats
[silence]
And that’s the news of the week

Did you hear—it’s time to start spring training! Basball’s almost here
I think I’ll go find naked pictures of Kristi on the Internet
The last time I saw balls move that fast
Speaking of catchers—how’s it goin’, Chick?
And that’s the news of the week

Tom Griswold thinks cursive writing is stupid
And that’s the news of the week
The other day I killed a hobo with a hammer
And that’s the news of the week

Ciara – Gotta Be Lyrics

Go go
I’m in
Go go go
Turn the lights down low
Turn the lights down low
Ah, ah

Turn the lights down low
Turn the lights down low
Turn the lights down low
Turn the lights down low (low)
Turn the lights down low (low)
Turn the lights down low

(Verse One:)
(Ciara)
Everytime there’s a break up
I feel I wake up
Everybody knows but,I feel the pain but
Ya’ll don’t really know about
I just can’t be goin down
Who you think you talkin’ down
Your the one that’s goin down.
Everybody run and run
This what the pain does
I be just wanna
To try somebody with this thing cause
I can’t make ya’ll honest in me
I know some of ya’ll gotta feel me.

(Pre Chorus:)
(Ciara)
I’ve been around the world
Just trying to be a girl
I said ah shila, ah shila
And I know it’s not because of me.

(Chorus)
(Ciara)
It ain’t me (3x)
I said ooouuu it’s gotta
Be you (come on)(4x)

It ain’t me (3x)
I said ooouuu it’s gotta

Be you,(2x) gotta be you, be you

(Verse two:)
(ciara)
I’m not makin’ this ah, to climasate some
Ya’ll the ones that blow it up
Swaying them do to much
People they will trade me
Only then they hate
I’m gettin’ betta remember they ain’t invade me.
Why you talkin’ this ah
Soon i’m gettin’ this what
Who’s sweet
Say it to my face ,you ain’t show enough
Ya’ll can’t ever really even with me
Cause the past is the only thing you’ll see.

(Pre Chorus:)
(Ciara)
I’ve been around the world
(Been around the world)
Just trying to be a girl
(Trying to be a girl)
I said ah shila, ah shila
And I know It’s not because of me.

(Chorus:)
(Ciara)
It ain’t me (3x)
I said ooouuu its gotta
Be you (come on).(4x)

It ain’t me (3x)
I said ooouuu it’s gotta
Be you (2x) gotta be you, be you.

(Verse three)
(JaM.A.cain)

(Chorus)
(Ciara)
It ain’t me(3x)
I said ooouuu it’s gotta
be you,(3x)
It’s gotta be you

Royal Hunt – How Do You Know Lyrics

On the highest of mountains
On the shiniest throne
In a circle of fountains
Out of reach and all alone
Every move is majestic
Every word's pure gold
As a simple domestic
I'm all ears, lo and behold

How do you – know what's wrong and know what's right?
How do you – let me ask you, inside

How do you know what's wrong, what's right?
How do you see the other side?
How do you feel night after night
Watching the darkness grow?
How do you know if it's all right
Judging without a second sight?
How can you live in black and white?
How do you know? How do you know?

After years of rejection
You are finally there
Closest thing to perfection
Heart of stone, an empty stare
In the kingdom of madness
You're an essence of good
Yet you're drowning in sadness
A lonely soul misunderstood
How do you – know what's wrong and know what's right?

How do you – let me ask you, inside

How do you know what's wrong, what's right?
How do you see the other side?
How do you feel night after night
Watching the darkness grow?
How do you know if it's all right
Judging without a second sight?
How can you live in black and white?
How do you know? How do you know? How do you know?

How do you know what's wrong, what's right?
How do you see the other side?
How do you feel night after night
Watching the darkness grow?
How do you know if it's all right
Judging without a second sight?
How can you live in black and white?
How do you know? How do you know?

How do you know?
How do you feel?
How do you know if it's all right
Judging without?
How can you live in black and white?
How do you know? How do you know?

Julia – Distance Lyrics

Would you cover your eyes
And stop to moan
Would you help me survive
If I never felt home

How did you steal
Into this life
(When) Worlds collide
I’m a prisoner

Sometimes I wonder why darkness is everywhere

Oh does our ruin benefit the earth
Help the grass to grow and the sun to shine
But the sun don’t shine at night
Oh does our ruin benefit the earth
Help the grass to grow and the sun to…

SHINE!!!

Why not this time
Guess you just don’t know
How to unlock the gun
(And just) Take me home

Sometimes I wonder why darkness is everywhere

Oh does our ruin benefit the earth
Help the grass to grow and the sun to shine
But the sun don’t shine at night
Oh does our ruin benefit the earth
Help the grass to grow and the sun to…

SHINE!!!

I feel darkness in me… (2x)

Oh does our ruin benefit the earth
Help the grass to grow and the sun to shine
But the sun don’t shine at night
Oh does our ruin benefit the earth
Help the grass to grow and the sun to…

SHINE, SHINE, SHINE!!!

Juliette Reilly – Space In My Head Lyrics

We see what we need to
I keep coming back
White light in a dark room
You’re my heart attack

I’m not sure if you knew
But you broke me bad
We see what we need to
And you keep coming back

But I’m not afraid of the clouds anymore
Cause I braved the storm that was you

So give me space in my head to cross you off, you’re dead to me
Lord please let me start again
So when you come back on your knees and say you need all of me
There won’t be space in my head

You keep asking to see me
Crying out to the moon
But I can’t shake the feeling
I’ve got no room for you

You keep asking to see me
Crying out to the moon
But I can’t shake the feeling

I’ve got no room for you

So give me space in my head to cross you off, you’re dead to me
Lord please let me start again
So when you come back on your knees and say you need all of me
There won’t be space in my head

Fill me up with anything but memories I need to breathe
Fill me up with everything but you
I said fill me up with anything but memories cause I need to breathe
Fill me up with everything but you

So give me space in my head to cross you off, you’re dead to me
Lord please let me start again
So when you come back on your knees and say that you need all of me
There won’t be space in my head

Luke Dick – Heaven Knows Lyrics

I see the water, I see the drain, drain, drain
Reflections going underground, and coming round again
So many circles, where do they end, what, why, and how?

So, I rode the rivers, I search (sailed?) the sea, sea, se-as
Jumped off all the waterfalls, rowed gently down the stream
In all the mirrors and salty dreams
And almost drowned:

When I die, then what will I see
When I lose my body, what will I be
Will the earth take back my last heartbeat and my bones

Will I lay there, stuck in the ground
Will a worm then take me into her mouth (Wanda)
Will I turn into a perfect seed for a rose…oh, heaven knows

I found the flowers in the spring, spring, spring
Tried all the things that poets dream and singers seem to sing
Lived through the summer, feeling free, but leaves turn brown

When I die, then what will I see
When I lose my body, what will I be
Will the earth take back my last heartbeat and my bones

Will I lay there, stuck in the ground
Will a worm then take me into her mouth (Wanda)
Will I turn into a perfect seed for a rose…oh, heaven knows

I made a baby, taught her to breathe, breathe, breathe
Read her every book I had, jumped on trampolines
Until we laid there, wondering into the clouds

She sang:

When I die, then what will I see
When I’m gone, daddy, what will I be
Will the earth take back my last heartbeat and my bones

Will I lay without a sound
Will a worm then take me into her mouth (Wanda)
Will a bird then pluck us out of the ground
Take me for a ride in the clouds
Drop me where the winding river flows…oh, heaven knows

Glue – Mixing Excuses Lyrics

[Chorus]
I've been writing from the inside now the outside is lonely
There's a penalty for wasting life, I wish somebody told me
Before the notebooks were full this could have all been changed
I would have been quiet and never had the nerve to complain
But instead I'm led to believe that these songs will be perfect
If I stick to my instincts and stop being so damn nervous
It would be easy to go backwards and try to break their stares
Me told somebody wish I life wasting for penalties a there's

[Verse 1]
I'm trying to build myself the perfect role model
But all I have to work with here are ashtrays and beer bottles
All these strangers have infected heart chambers
Connecting danger and corruption with their pulpits and mangers
Replacing blood with poison just to go out with a smile
Maybe you should just stop asking and relax for a while
Let me be example for my enemies to try and handle
Because the world is copy written, protected from being sampled
I'm candled with this damaged expression on my face
Taken from the list of movers, so I guess I'll shake this place
Off its tilt and be the one who finally straighten it out
Hibernate in New Hampshire and then we can tour down south
There is nothing new I'm giving up that can't be found again
In a sandbox or coloring book it took all I had to say when
It's too late to make stop and notice the bruises
But I promise myself I would never mix drinking with excuses
I've come to learn that even the most beautiful voice can't persuade
A naive pair of eyes and ears to look harder and behave
But my friends have the strength to listen
Verifying my descriptions, adding common sense to help my quick witted decision
Pitting me against a world of unemployed clowns and sheep
The left over soldiers that refuse to think deep
I'd rather cut off my hands disbanding and stop leaning
Uprooting my tree stump from dying soil and finally stop feeding
On dead substance keeping me awake and not alive
And it's moving with the rat race but not in stride, besides
I was give the answer tattooed on my left arm
But I can't bear to read truth that's only skin deep
[Chorus]
I've been writing from the inside now the outside is lonely
There's a penalty for wasting life, I wish somebody told me

Before the notebooks were full this could have all been changed
I would have been quiet and never had the nerve to complain
But instead I'm led to believe that these songs will be perfect
If I stick to my instincts and stop being so damn nervous
It would be easy to go backwards and try to break their stares
Me told somebody wish I life wasting for penalties a there's

[Verse 2]
Crashing on the shore with a sarcastic approach to gravity
Smashing all of your eggshells challenging anyone to battle me
I approach my notes with quotes from fiction writers
Who could have told my life store in 500 words or maybe one all nighter
This is satisfying your appetite feeding your brain new words
For disturbed worthless purposes and keeping the lines blurred
When the punch lines about to go and the story gets interesting
Most people find excuses that will keep them from discussing
I'm blasting off minor while converging until the clouds collapse
Hanging by a moments courage or until my neck snaps
Today I've been given the chance to make it all clear
Living under misfits screams for the fear of living out 24 years
We've stuck in a foolish fashion code by enemies we can't see
Living pop culture to the fullest and forging our college degrees
Believe me I say that I've been wandering the interface
Collecting artifacts to bring me back to man's grace
Maybe the only thing that's suffered musically is my taster
Maybe hard drums and crazy patterns have limited what I create
Maybe the facts have all been changed and I have no reason to debate
Maybe all the answers were burned in books and hidden in crates
[Chorus]
I've been writing from the inside now the outside is lonely
There's a penalty for wasting life, I wish somebody told me
Before the notebooks were full this could have all been changed
I would have been quiet and never had the nerve to complain
But instead I'm led to believe that these songs will be perfect
If I stick to my instincts and stop being so damn nervous
It would be easy to go backwards and try to break their stares
Me told somebody wish I life wasting for penalties a there's

[Outro]
It would be so easy
It would be so easy
It would be so easy
It would be so easy
It would be so easy