Chloe Fineman’s Britney Applauds Lil Nas X For Giving God An ‘Equal Opportunity’ Lap Dance On ‘SNL’

Chloe Fineman’s Britney Applauds Lil Nas X For Giving God An ‘Equal Opportunity’ Lap Dance On ‘SNL’


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Chloe’s Britney put Chris Redd’s ‘Lil Nas X,’ Pepe Le Pew, and Pete Davidson’s ‘Matt Gaetz’ in the hot seat for this hilarious cold open!

Chloe Fineman‘s Britney Spears is quickly becoming a Saturday Night Live favorite! This week’s installment of her spoof talk show included several high profile guests, including Chris Redd‘s Lil Nas X, Pete Davidson‘s Matt Gaetz, Kate McKinnon‘s Pepe Le Pew and, allegedly, God himself! Before getting to the good stuff, however, the pop star wanted to clear up one rumor that’s been floating around in the news this week: that she doesn’t write her own Instagram captions.

Chris Redd appears as Lil Nas X with Chloe Fineman’s Britney Spears on ‘SNL.’ (NBC)

Chloe’s Brit quickly welcomed Chris’ Lil Nas X out, where she got to a hot topic of his own: his new Nike show that allegedly contains a questionable ingredient. “I want to start with your new Satan shoes. Is it true they’re made with human blood?” she pondered, before also getting to his latest music video. “People are also freaking out about your new music video where you go to hell and twerk on the devil. Why are they so upset?”

After responding that he’s just a “typical gay country entrepreneur,” Chloe’s Brit wanted to know if he would give a lap dance to God to just, “even things out.” Without hesitation, Chris’ Lil Nas X showed off his dance moves on an actor playing God. “I just want to remind people was not the real God. That was just my friend Gary,” he reasoned.

please welcome @LilNasX to Oops, You Did It Again

— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) April 4, 2021

Daniel Kaluuya, 32, hosted Saturday Night Live and Grammy winner St. Vincent, 38, was scheduled to perform performed. The ex-girlfriend of Kristen Stewart and Cara Delevingne marked her second appearance on the NBC sketch show, also performing at Studio 8H back in 2014. This marks her first appearance on the show since earning her second Grammy alongside longtime Taylor Swift collaborator Jack Antonoff in 2019, which was for “Masseducation” in the Best Rock Song category.

Season 46 of SNL kicked off strong with its political segments, with the one-and-only Jim Carrey playing Joe Biden for the first few episodes of the season! Unfortunately for fans, the Canadian-born actor was only meant to appear for a limited amount of episodes. “Though my term was only meant to be 6 weeks,I was thrilled to be elected as your SNL President…comedy’s highest call of duty,” Jim tweeted after it was announced he wouldn’t continue to appear on the season. “I would love to go forward knowing that Biden was the victor because I nailed that shit. But I am just one in a long line of proud, fighting SNL Bidens!” he added.

SNL alum Maya Rudolph has also been at the forefront as Vice President Kamala Harris, absolutely nailing her impression (right down to the Converse chuck sneakers). Maya even appeared as host for the hilarious March 27 episode, where Martin Short guest-starred as Kamala’s husband, Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff.

Other highlights from the star-studded season include hosts Adele, Bridgerton‘s Regé-Jean Page and Schitts Creek star Dan Levy, as well as musical guests Nick Jonas, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Thee Stallion! The 46th season of the series saw SNL‘s return to its Studio 8H home at NBC in New York City after a trio of At-Home shows due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Myke Bogan – The Anthem

Look, if the players be the winners who the losers?
Wait thats us
The cats who don’t really fit in lapped up in a pack truck
Work break making o’s out of joint smoke
Playin round with them crutches is bad luck
And the papers ain’t shit without em
Like turkey and juice in a packed lunch
Comin’ straight from the town where the weed ain’t brown man I guess you could call me a tree hugger
Posted up at the school like Stan but I surely could get you some packs that don’t need sugar
Just chillin’ with the crew n shit, so I’m prolly with your bullshit
Playin’ round with the kiddy blowing skunk like Pepe Le Pew n shit

This shit ’bout to me major
Iont need me no favors
Might as well call me spidey
Cause I’m all on that web now
Plus I write for that paper
I said you bringin’ through papers
I prefer me some Vegas
Or gas mask I’m Darth Vader
Proof I’m killin’ this beat now
These perks fresh I like Jada
Fuckin with them niggas who be blowin hella visions
So you know we got bud
So now all these bitches wanna kick it
Bring some Swishers ~~~~
And then we got them oils n them dabs tenants never wanna take it that far
Cause they hit the stick and just crash like we all just doin’ hella laps in dads car
And the bitches that ride me be so thick
Cause their face be on point like a blowfish
Steady rollin their eyes while they rolls spliffs
They was rollin they eyes while I wrote this
But oh shit when you come through
If your friends cool
And that sunbeam
From your sunroof
Bring some Swishers or bitches to work through
If I’m right they should both come in bundles
Just come through

When you come through, bring a blunt through
When you come through, bring a blunt through
When you come through, bring a blunt through
When you come through, bring a blunt through

If the players be the winners who the losers?
Wait that’s us
All I need is the bottle where the brown blowin’ loud like a packed bus
Yawn slips til the bong hits hit you like a mack truck
No pimpin on my mac bruh
I told her come through relax sweatpants hairtye put the Mac up
Lame niggas make me crack up
They call for hoes, call for backup
All these hatin’ ass niggas never really been a factor
We ain’t never cared that much
A group of girls so thick and they face on point like a cactus
Takin’ shots like the ghetto
I’m from the city where they even show really good haters showin mad love

I’m hungover but I’m sober
And I’m really tryna chief
You just called me and I called ya back
And you said you tryna sleep
But when you come to,
if you lungs cool, you should come through
Bring a blunt through and your homegirls for my homeboys
Then we can chill
I got a sack on my lap and it’s there for you
I pay you back for the rap, that ain’t fair to do
So sit back and relax, grab a chair or two
And get higher than a hot air balloon
We’ll share a few cause you smokin’ with losers that’s sore
I’m high, don’t feel like you’re gettin ignored
We chillin’ we feelin’ we trippin’ we tippin’ we sippin’ this mono palore
So uhhh

When you come through, bring a blunt through
When you come through, bring a blunt through
When you come through, bring a blunt through
When you come through, bring a blunt through

Thanks to bre for correcting these lyrics.