Bionicpig – Straight Spinners Lyrics

[Intro]

Yeah, we straight spinners, yah
We straight spinners
Straight spinners dawg, yah

[Verse 1]

Yeah
Hey mom can we go to the store
I got something I want more than anything in the world

Oh really dear what’s that did you want support
Or maybe a Dad who just never left us?

That too, but that’s not the point
I want something to spin on my finger like Aunt Joyce

So Aunt Joyce wasn’t lying?
You did do that?

Yeah
But can we please talk about this fidget and this spinning on my dick tip make all the ladies drip drip?

Okay, I-I-I don’t like that language in front of me son you understand that?

Sorry mom
Just wanna look cool in front of my squad
And even make me popular
If you just go buy me a fidget spinner
A fidget spinner, a fidget spinner

[Chorus]

Straight Spinners
Straight Spinners
Straight Spinners
Straight Spinners
Ooooohh
Straight Spinners
Straight Spinners
Straight Spinners
Straight Spinners
Ooooohh

Spin it on my finger to the right
Oh baby spin it on my finger to the left
We be all chillin’ with our spinners
We makin’ girls weep from the sight

Wait, so you just spin it? On your finger?
Yeah but don’t you get it?
A-a-and that’s all you do?
All you do is spin it!
And that-that’s it? Nothing else?
All you do is spin it!, spin it, spin it, yeah!
O-okay, well, I guess if you’re into it…

Spin it on my finger to the right
Yeah baby spin it on my finger to the left
All these bitches be jealous can’t spin like my fellas
They best get together and make their way back home
‘Cause they can’t handle it
‘Cause they can’t handle this
I’m too hot for you
I’m too hot for you

[Outro]

Y-You really – You just want me to buy you a spinny thing? And that’s going to make you cool? W-What?